(Originally appeared in Mutant Renegade Zine #8, Spring 1998)
Scott Bodine is the latest victim in the Dead Beat Corner. Scott is a 26 year old skirt chaser who kinda looks like a blonde version of Grog. I think they were twins separated at birth.. Scott has been in the local bands: O’matic, the Method, Killust, Random Fuct and Dr. Creep. Scott and Craig-o (Nichols) are now working on getting a band together called "BBB45" (pronounced Triple Before Five). So look for "BBB45" at a club near you and girls, Scott is single he’s looking for a skirt and he won spelling bees as a child.
10 SURVIVAL RECORDS OF SCOTT BODINE
- Van Halen - Fair Warning
- Bad Brains - Quickness
- Jimi Hendrix - Band of Gypsies
- Jimi Hendrix - Electric Ladyland
- Slayer - Reign in Blood
- Charlie Parker Trio - Live at Storyville
- Alice Cooper - Killers
- David Bowie - Aladin Sane
- Ozzy Osbourne - Diary of A Madman
- Black Sabbath - Black Sabbath
What are your religious beliefs?: I'm spiritual.
What High School Attended?: Trotwood-Madison
Favorite Dayton Bands: GBV, Brainiac, Larry Byrrds, The Method, Liquid Draino, the first Haunting Souls, and of course the Oxymorons (ha,ha,ha)
Greatest Career Achievement: To actually make money as a musician.
Favorite toy as a child: Evel Kneivel wind-up toy, slot car tracks and my Mom’s vibrator.
Favorite bad movie: The Dark Backwards Starring Judd Nelson.
Book Recommendation: The Outsiders
Dream Date: Uma Thurman, because she is pregnant with Ethan Hawk's child and Wright State University female divers
Favorite Product: Zit Medicine
First Records Bought: A 45 of "Hot Blooded" by Foreigner.
Biggest Trauma: Getting my Marshall ripped off a few years ago. (Grog, will you give his Marshall back?)
Have you ever faked an orgasm?: Once.
Favorite Disco Song?: "Shadow Dancing" by Andy Gibb.
Do you believe in monsters?: I believe in that movie The Car.
Hobbies: Working on my fucking car and of course my biggest hobby is chasing skirts
Scott’s prediction for 1998: 1998 will be the year of the guy in the blue turbin.